Wrestling with how to skewer this Alabamian decision, I'm no longer sure of the need. Your kicker was my headline.

Even so, there is probably more in this rich vein.

How about population dynamics? If Alabama ceases IVF due to all the implications, states like NY can claim higher populations and needs for more federal funds.

No more chillin' chilluns in Alabama.

What about IVF children's sports teams? The red 11 vs the blue 11? But maybe they're all blue because of the cold.

And if life begins at conception, can that happen without a prick? Oh, wait, there were more than enough of them on the Alabama Supreme Court.