Social Distancing? That’s SOP !!!

We Techies SCOFF at your puny attempts. Social distancing? We’ve been perfecting the technique for years! No, wait, not just years, our entire lives!

Push the donuts and coffee under the door and just let us do our jobs. Nothing has changed!

Where is Mr. Popular now? I’ll tell you where. He’s in the hospital, fighting for his life, because he always glad-hands everyone he meets…