I Run, But I Am Not A Runner

Part 1 — The Runners

Ever feel as worn as your running shoes?

Runners run races. Runners wear watches and care about the exact amount of time it takes to get from point A to point B. They know precisely how far apart point A is from point B. Runners know exactly what their best mile pace is.

They wear numbers. They read running magazines. All their friends are runners. They all wear clothing that weighs less than an ounce while…