DNA-Match Voter Identification

It’s the only way to be sure

How do you know Ginger didn’t vote? Selfie provided by Author’s dog.

I’m sorry, but we cannot count your ballot without a DNA match. We didn’t make them, but those are the rules. And rules must be followed.

Didn’t you register previously? That bit about “a pound of flesh” at registration is just a joke. You don’t even need to give blood. A swabbie of saliva does the trick.